[Fmpro] comic relief

[andrew feazelle]

"Project Name: Independent Film needs Rock song 
Project type: Independent Film 
Description: I am looking for someone to write the music for a Seattle
grunge type rock song that I have already written the lyrics for and will
use as a leit motif in a very low budget independent film (for the film
festival circuit). There is not much pay involved but a prominent film
credit will be given to the artist in the front and back credits. After
payment has been made I will retain all rights to the song."

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I've got some innovative stuff for this guy ---- it's music for one handed guitar (preferably right hand, but if their picking hand is on the left, i have instructions on how to flip the guitar over to accomidate this - a warning though - the strums will be backwards).  Also I live by the phillosophy that any idiot can play in tune; it takes a real genius to play out of tune well.  What's his email?   

I'd like to see a documentary, where people apply for these jobs, create riduculous music, then capture the look on the filmmaker's face when they're presented with the music.