[Fmpro] What a deal...

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Now I am frightened! Please tell me this is NOT an actual job offer. - JohnB

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Marinho Nobre" <marinho at manommg.com>
To: <fmpro at nxport.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 12:05 PM
Subject: [Fmpro] What a deal...


> "Composer Wanted for Short Film - Full Time Starts ASAP
> Talented composer needed to score our first short film
> just out of editing. Must be in Los Angeles or be able to teleport
> to our doorsteps at the snap of our fingers. There is no pay but
> we will not charge you to score our film. Copy and credit will
> be provided once we secure all of the publishing to your music
> including writter's. Must have degree in psychology and listen to
> musical preferences of each and everyone of all of our family members.
> Composer also expected to walk our dogs, do laundry, serve coffee
> and provide the entire production team with a backrub after 7 pm.
> IMDB credit goes to our son who wants to be the next Alan Silvestri.
> If score is acceptable we will keep ffrom feeding you to the throll in the
> basement. Masters degree and above only (preferably a PHD in astrophysics)
> Call us anytime betewwn 6 and 6:15 am with the entire list of events in 
> your
> life. Must bring own dog leash (will provide with biscuits)."
>
> Marinho Nobre
> Music for Motion Picture
> score at marinhonobre.com
> Voice 347-424-4985  Fax - (718) 210-3151
> http://www.marinhonobre.com
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1971862/
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