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[Jim Chase]

" the competition for the best ASCAP staff member "vacation
autoresponder message"

... and the winner is...

[drum roll]
Shawn LeMone!

     What Shawn's vacation messages lack in imagination, they more  
than make up for in complacency, and sheer predictability.  Way to go  
Shawn!  Accepting the award for Shawn (who is on vacation until  
1/03/2008) is someone at ASCAP who can be contacted only by phone.

     Thank you, Shawn, for emerging from 'lurk' mode to join in a bit  
of humor.  Now, get back to work!  This year, you may vie for the  
coveted "2008 Most Accessible ASCAP Employee" award.

Jim Chase