[Fmpro] this just in

[CORBERLAW@aol.com]

In a message dated 6/5/2008 4:02:33 PM Pacific Daylight Time,  
fmpro-request at nxport.com writes:

Getting  money out of Ascap and BMI is one issue. Closing the loopholes for 
incoming  money is another one entirely.


The Environmental Protection Agency has issued a citation to the  board of 
directors and officers at ASCAP.
 
CO2 emissions at meetings and forums in which ascap board members  and 
officers speak have been shown to be outrageous.  The EPA has  ordered the members 
of the board and officers of ASCAP to stop releasing all  that hot air and not 
to speak unless they actually have something worthwhile to  say.
 
In fact, it was shown by analysis that Richard Reimer, ASCAP's  lawyer, was 
principally responsible for the destruction of many icebergs in  and around 
greenland.  
 
In a related news item, former U.S. attorney  general Alberto Gonzales 
congratulated Reimer on his  obfuscation techniques and expressed the sorrow that 
Reimer had not been  available to help Gonzales in his testimony before Congress.
 
News at 11.
 
 
 
 
 
 



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